Hoodies and Pockets

I feel the need to brag about the movie theatre in city I live in. I came from a small town that just had your average theatre you know, overpriced tickets and crappy chairs to sit in. The theatre I now go to offers a VIP movie theatre.

The tickets are $13 instead of $9, but it is definitely worth it. I mean, you go a little early and they take your order. You can order an actual meal with your movie, and several nummy deserts as well. You get to sit in recliner or a couch. That’s right, comfy living room furniture. I also got a complimentary blankie. I got a mother fucking blankie with my couch seat. Then they come and serve you your food on the nice tables next to your recliner or couch. Yep, you don’t even have to go wait in line to get your food. They bring it to you.

The absolute best part of the VIP though would have to be the “no babies/small children allowed” part, because then you can enjoy the movie in perfect harmony that won’t be interupted by wailing and screaming of all the harpy babies that always end up in your theatre to ruin that movie you’ve been waiting to see for two years when they announced it was being made.

deecrossing:

THAT’S 12 YEARS

deecrossing:

THAT’S 12 YEARS

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

kurokoshirai:

if you put me on your follow forever you now have to follow me into the depths of hell when i embark on my quest to overthrow satan and claim my place as the rightful ruler of the underworld

petbarack:

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"I’ll protect you no matter what! When you gave me this name…that’s what I decided."
Chapters 90-92.

pixeflutters:

pixeflutters:

gangstatier:

anya-onymous:

According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.

Babies are rude and ignorant.

fuck babies

dont fuck babies

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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