i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like
perfect person award
YES IT’S BACK
She also put on lip stick, eyeliner, let her hair down, and put on hoop earrings.
^ that’s the point of the video, though. This asshat was bitching about how “unfeminine” female Olympians are, when that shouldn’t even be a focus for people. There’s plenty of time for makeup, eyeliner, bikinis, whatever (if that’s their thing!) outside the Olympics.
It’s degrading to female athletes to have their accomplishments pushed to the side, things they’ve worked their whole lives for, and instead be judged on appearance at the one place they shouldn’t be.
^^^ YES. people need to know the context of the shit their about to comment on lol.
|—||Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)|
I wanna know who you ship me with.
((DO THE THING MY LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS.))
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happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)