I feel the need to brag about the movie theatre in city I live in. I came from a small town that just had your average theatre you know, overpriced tickets and crappy chairs to sit in. The theatre I now go to offers a VIP movie theatre.
The tickets are $13 instead of $9, but it is definitely worth it. I mean, you go a little early and they take your order. You can order an actual meal with your movie, and several nummy deserts as well. You get to sit in recliner or a couch. That’s right, comfy living room furniture. I also got a complimentary blankie. I got a mother fucking blankie with my couch seat. Then they come and serve you your food on the nice tables next to your recliner or couch. Yep, you don’t even have to go wait in line to get your food. They bring it to you.
The absolute best part of the VIP though would have to be the “no babies/small children allowed” part, because then you can enjoy the movie in perfect harmony that won’t be interupted by wailing and screaming of all the harpy babies that always end up in your theatre to ruin that movie you’ve been waiting to see for two years when they announced it was being made.